When you're with your friends
And you're all dressed up
Who you gonna call?
BILL MURRAY!

Somehow, that worked for these four lucky dudes!

Do you think if I dressed up like Bob Wiley and repeated "If your friend's a good sailor and the craft is seaworthy, yes, I will go sailing," into a mirror three times at midnight, Bill Murray might show up and go sailing with me? I'll let you know tomorrow morning. [Reddit]

Thanks to my buddy Erik for this find. Normally, I don't post stuff I didn't find but when Bill Murray decides to share poetry with construction workers on video, I have to post it.

Who am I kidding, I would post a video of Bill Murray eating a bowl of soup in the dark if I had it.

I'm not sure I fully "get the joke," but when Bill Murray is involved, you just have to assume that it's hilarious because 99 times out of 100, it is. So, this must be too... probably. [Comedy.com]