


Well, it looks like Twitter may be getting similar comeuppance. Google just announced Google Buzz and you can learn about it in the video above or in the TechCrunch article hot off the presses.
This move by Google is significant for a number of reasons:Let's speak to #3 because it's a pretty bold statement. By the way, if you want to come off as a jerk, refer to your own statements as "bold." It's wicked-effective. Anyway, let's think about the things that people use Twitter for:
One thing to remember is that just because someone else does something just as well or better than you doesn't necessarily make you irrelevant or obsolete. The problem for Twitter is that Facebook and Gmail have larger user bases and, very arguably, command more frequent interaction than Twitter. For example, I have to check my Gmail and my Facebook everyday because people attempt to contact me on both. With Twitter, I really only have to use it if I have something to share or if I have a huge following that I value that requires maintenance via frequent tweets to keep. For new adopters, Twitter may seem like a hassle; Facebook status updates and Buzz may seem like optional, additional features that I can choose to engage or ignore without abandoning the media entirely (i.e. Gmail and Facebook).
Sure, Twitter is still the best way to find out what Shaq is up to or what news stories are new on CNN. It's also the best way to shout into an abyss. By that I mean that I have a Twitter account, I tweet all the time, I even have alleged "followers" but the only people who might care about my tweets tend about to come from my Facebook account anyway. So, if you really want information on people that you don't know but are interested in, Twitter is still relevant. Also, if you're egotistical enough to think that people who don't know you would care about the things you do, think or care about, Twitter is still your best option. That doesn't make Twitter useless, however, it does throw a huge monkey wrench into their business model which is based on growth of unique users. I'm not a doctor, so I'm not the kind of person to solemnly walk into Twitter's offices in San Francisco and say, "Twitter, I'm sorry but you only have six months to live." I don't plan to call Twitter's time of death anytime soon. All that I' saying is that Twitter cannot be happy about Google entering the social foray. Neither should Facebook be too thrilled but with Facebook's model, I think that they are more likely to be able to put up a better fight. Remember these words, my friend, for a wise, handsome, talented, rugged man once said them: "Hell hath no fury like Sergey and Larry scorned."

To be honest, it would just make more sense to purchase a cheaper, 85% as functional iPhone at this point or just be satisfied with whatever functionality my current phone/smart phone brings to the table. Keep in mind, the iPad cannot make calls. If you are a real genius and know how to jailbreak your iPad and use a sweet combination of Google Voice and Skype, you could probably fix that but, for most normal folks, the iPad is just a big iPod touch, not a big iPhone.
Scenario 3: Laptop only. Even given a $599 price point for the non-3G, 32GB model of the iPad, I could literally go buy a $299 32GB iPhone 3GS and a $259 Kindle and have $41 left over to take my girlfriend to go see Avatar in 3D. To boot, I'd have a better, truly mobile device and a better, e-ink-based eBook reader. Assuming I own pockets and a bag for my laptop. I've sacrificed nothing in terms of convenience. The only thing I've ignored so far is gaming, which, apparently, some crazy people would plan on doing with their iPad. Most gamers would probably agree that this is a joke. Also, if I saw a guy holding his iPad at "ten and two" with his arms outstretched, twisting at the shoulders as if he were driving a Formula 1 car through a series of chicanes, I would walk up and slap the device onto the ground out of principle. Really? You're going to use a $700+ piece of equipment as a virtual steering wheel in public? That's just unacceptable. Wait until you get home and play Xbox like an adult! I love Apple. It's up there with my favorite brands: Google, Pixar, Alberton's Generic Oatmeal, etc. I'm loyal to them because they almost always get it right. I still hope that I'm proven wrong about the iPad, however, unless I'm missing something big, it looks like it's poised to be the biggest flop since the last Apple tablet: the Newton. The only way I could imagine someone justifying purchasing this thing is because it's worth the price to them as a status symbol alone. If that happens and the iPad succeeds, the good news will be that the recession is officially over and Americans are ready to start irresponsibly burning cash again! [See a review of Apple's presentation at Engadget][Edit: Additional, damning review from Gizmodo]